...wear slinky sweater dresses...
The green sweater dress is by Connected Apparel, purchased at Burlington Coat Factory in January 2009; the shoes are Mossimo "Viveca Blingy" green suede pumps from Target in February 2013. Other accessories are black hat, gold jewelry, black belt, and patterned tights.
OK ~ brownie points to the first person who comes up with the source of this month's slightly punny title for postings.
More pics on Flickr; dressing should resume on Friday; and don't forget to rate the woman you'd love to be (details here)!