I've come to a conclusion...the "girls" in the famous Robert Palmer video for "Addicted to Love" aren't girls at all. They are transformed guys, hypnotized to perform. I mean, look at them--short, slicked-back hair; heavy makeup, including very red glossy lips; a vacant stare; robotic dance moves. These are mesmerized subs, turned into fetish objects.
Anyway, that's my story, and I'm sticking to it.
The video I'm using has been edited to feature only the "girls".
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