Clearly, geography is not my forte. As I looked over the responses to the current poll, I realized that--in the answers to the question "Where do you live?"--I had left out an entire region of the United States: the Southeast (NC, SC, GA, FL).
Therefore, I'm going to scrap that question for now, discard the responses, and post it again--corrected!--with the next set of questions. Sorry about that, Chief!